_________________________________________ / (vulgarity) % One day a little polar \ | bear cub says to his mother, "Mommy, am | | I really a polar bear?" | | | | "Why of course you are, honey!" his | | mother replies. "You live at the North | | Pole and you swim under the ice to | | catch fish. You play on the ice floes | | and you romp through the snow and chase | | seals. Of *course* you're a polar bear. | | Why do you ask?" | | | | "Because," says the little cub, "I'm | \ fuckin' freezing!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||