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/ (vulgarity) % One day a little polar    \
| bear cub says to his mother, "Mommy, am |
| I really a polar bear?"                 |
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| "Why of course you are, honey!" his     |
| mother replies. "You live at the North  |
| Pole and you swim under the ice to      |
| catch fish. You play on the ice floes   |
| and you romp through the snow and chase |
| seals. Of *course* you're a polar bear. |
| Why do you ask?"                        |
|                                         |
| "Because," says the little cub, "I'm    |
\ fuckin' freezing!"                      /
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